A Damsel so Sweet :)
After the usual Monday Blues & a boring Boss talk which pushed Me in 10mins of overtime, I scraggled My way to the bus stop. With My usual bus gone & the delay increasing, it just meant addition to My woes. As I perched Myself roadside, My motion detectors caught a Glimpse of Baby Pink across the other side. It wasn't animated though. Having scouted the whole road in My vision, I turned the other way in Search of Red. Baby Pink blurred past yet again instead. Now My field of view definitely straightened. Nothing special was My 1st thought on the sight of Pink & Blue standing meek... Pretty I thought & again made a insane face looking at My watch. Staring back up, I could now see some movement, the same like while I was scouting. The sight was just normal- A Dame looking for some mode of transport. As empty rickshaws passed, I waited for some private vehicle to stop by & render My sight to the back old boring view. But it never happened. My eye locked on to 4metres @ F1.8+Bulb, Aim constrained like in Maya, the Figure in Pink tee & Blue jeans being the controller!! There wasn't anything spectacular about the sight except for those Light brown eyes speaking her emotions. Even She was waiting for Red is what I inferred. My students passed by asking for my contact number. The constraint weighed zero for some moments as I shooed away My students. As My vision focus went from zero to infinity, the pink sight was gone only to be detected to My left in a second. I dared not to turn, instead expecting a Red sight across the road. No, nothing in red even now & finally My head turned left. A quick glance & the sweetest of smiles greeted Me. Even My lips Curved up :)
I didn't know why She crossed the road inspite of being in the shade on the other side. Eye contact was obviously inherent by now. Few glances & some vibrating moments later came the softest of Female voices. The only exchange of words followed-
"will this bus go to andheri station?"
"yes, it will" ( not sure which bus She was referring to. Thankfully both the buses on that route conform to My answer. )
The bus was yet to enter horizon. The nerves had settled finally & the frequent glance was no more in hiding. As the bus came in sight, we stuttered our way, stopping a time or two to let vehicles pass by. Stepping my way up the bus just behind her, I knew this was the start of the end of this Cute little romance !! Few seats apart & with no opportunity for another glance meant almost the end. She definitely glanced back once though, smiling sweet & wanting another assurance of the Only words I spoke. A small tilt of the head & curving lips served her purpose. As the crowd filled up the gangway, vision was lost as My Aim constraint was weighed on by the scribble that You are reading now....
The last stop was nothing but a mere pink sight walking by as I frantically made My way to cut through the crowd in vain...
Pink never looked so Pretty neither did tied hair.. Sometimes we face instances in life we never forget. This wasn't anything spectacular by any means, yet has left an indelible carving in My head. The last time this happened was 56 months back, in the Air in the midst of clouds. That time I got to her name circumstantially...
Even this time I definitely would've liked to atleast know Her name, but I guess the romance lives in the fact that I write this because I don't know that same reality !!
This is Me signing off-
BEST bus no. 252, Beauty Gurus stop, 4 Bungalows, Versova, Andheri west, Mumbai.
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Painting the Light
Painting the Light..
Andheri stn. 1730hrs
People from all walks of societies, jobs & unknown entities assemble daily @ this point of time. Doctors, Engineers, Sales Guys, Tutors, Bankers, Softies (Software Engineers), Artists, Accountants, Insurance Agents, Beggars (Yes, this is a Profession in Mumbai), Lawyers, Hoteliers, Businessmen & so on comprising all the service category... Yes I am one of them & so we stand there on platform no. 5 waiting for a fast local back home. I obviously have to change to another train on My way back, but this is the day's end for almost everyone. Not Me, it's the start for Me...
As the train arrives, there is this push-pull of all the commuters to get in a favorable position inside the bogie. Mind You there is hardly any room to sit inside, the shoulder jabs are just to get near the opposite door so that alighting @ Dadar is quick & near the FOB !!! Again I am one of them... Door side position cemented & almost everybody are plugged back again by their earphones (Music, Masti to the rescue... ), some people munching on their favourite chips or fried stuff (name that Vada Pav!! ), My iTouch never got unplugged off My ear & even I'm Hungry.. As the train gushes by the cool wind, refreshing the body from the humidity stricken & sticky climate, it feels a completely different world.. “ Sorry Dear”, “Abe uski toh..”, “yetoy ghari”, “market mast mein Chad raha hai”, “My boss is a nut-head” ( All Bosses are :p, hope mine isn't reading..), “crossing Dadar” ( in reality it's nearing Santacruz :P) etc etc are the dialogues heard & which loop themselves almost daily on this train journey. “Bandra utroge ??” People are pushed aside as Hooligans rush inside the moving train across the platform. 1 step any otherside & You are bound to swipe the sweat off a fellow passenger!! As ‘Waka Waka..’ comes to an end, I'm gettin ready to alight, backpack tucked to the body, iTouch & E63 held firmly & I'm off the train exactly in front of the FOB. As the mad rush begins again, I'm already half the staircase up, climbing as fast as I can. I'm gunning for a Window seat Glory in the Kalyan bound Dadar local !! But so are many others besides Me. The train honks & suddenly the FOB seems an eternity away from the staircase leading to the platform. As the lace on My shoe goes flying, the sack gets flinged across & My shirt tucks out of My jeans, I scramble across like a PAC-MAN running away from those dreaded Aunties blocking the complete staircase. I am now running faster than the oncoming train!!! It's as if I'm trying to save Myself from an oncoming Tsunami. Few others have performed the same Juggernaut as Me & settled near their usual positions. 3 bogies & 1 more PAC-MAN puzzle later I'm ready to jump inside the train to get The Ohhh So Holy Window seat!!! I take a bow to Myself for having achieved this feat yet again today. A college Dude seems to have complimented himself for the same & I guess Many others!!
This is all where it starts to change for Me. While Necks droop with the day's exhaustion & the Warmth of their Houses is what all others yearn for, I freshen up. I always do, usually in anticipation of meeting the Girl in My life or then, like minded Friends who are up for a Zestful time after the boring office day. (Yes, Office is eventually boring, however your work maybe exciting...) Sometimes I even bother to burn the touch-screen of My device like as today & as yet another simple & unassuming post for My blog gets ready to be churned out, I ponder over the Task @ Hand. Today I'm up for something new. A Hobby which seems to have struck as a Passion, calls for some serious thought. Yes I'm done with the Thinking & this is what will spell the Start of The Day's end for Me.
... Here I am, all charged up, Hoping that My eye never fails Me in Framing the right thing @ the right moment.
I want to Paint & I want to Paint the Light…
Snap, Copy, Composite…
:D
Andheri stn. 1730hrs
People from all walks of societies, jobs & unknown entities assemble daily @ this point of time. Doctors, Engineers, Sales Guys, Tutors, Bankers, Softies (Software Engineers), Artists, Accountants, Insurance Agents, Beggars (Yes, this is a Profession in Mumbai), Lawyers, Hoteliers, Businessmen & so on comprising all the service category... Yes I am one of them & so we stand there on platform no. 5 waiting for a fast local back home. I obviously have to change to another train on My way back, but this is the day's end for almost everyone. Not Me, it's the start for Me...
As the train arrives, there is this push-pull of all the commuters to get in a favorable position inside the bogie. Mind You there is hardly any room to sit inside, the shoulder jabs are just to get near the opposite door so that alighting @ Dadar is quick & near the FOB !!! Again I am one of them... Door side position cemented & almost everybody are plugged back again by their earphones (Music, Masti to the rescue... ), some people munching on their favourite chips or fried stuff (name that Vada Pav!! ), My iTouch never got unplugged off My ear & even I'm Hungry.. As the train gushes by the cool wind, refreshing the body from the humidity stricken & sticky climate, it feels a completely different world.. “ Sorry Dear”, “Abe uski toh..”, “yetoy ghari”, “market mast mein Chad raha hai”, “My boss is a nut-head” ( All Bosses are :p, hope mine isn't reading..), “crossing Dadar” ( in reality it's nearing Santacruz :P) etc etc are the dialogues heard & which loop themselves almost daily on this train journey. “Bandra utroge ??” People are pushed aside as Hooligans rush inside the moving train across the platform. 1 step any otherside & You are bound to swipe the sweat off a fellow passenger!! As ‘Waka Waka..’ comes to an end, I'm gettin ready to alight, backpack tucked to the body, iTouch & E63 held firmly & I'm off the train exactly in front of the FOB. As the mad rush begins again, I'm already half the staircase up, climbing as fast as I can. I'm gunning for a Window seat Glory in the Kalyan bound Dadar local !! But so are many others besides Me. The train honks & suddenly the FOB seems an eternity away from the staircase leading to the platform. As the lace on My shoe goes flying, the sack gets flinged across & My shirt tucks out of My jeans, I scramble across like a PAC-MAN running away from those dreaded Aunties blocking the complete staircase. I am now running faster than the oncoming train!!! It's as if I'm trying to save Myself from an oncoming Tsunami. Few others have performed the same Juggernaut as Me & settled near their usual positions. 3 bogies & 1 more PAC-MAN puzzle later I'm ready to jump inside the train to get The Ohhh So Holy Window seat!!! I take a bow to Myself for having achieved this feat yet again today. A college Dude seems to have complimented himself for the same & I guess Many others!!
This is all where it starts to change for Me. While Necks droop with the day's exhaustion & the Warmth of their Houses is what all others yearn for, I freshen up. I always do, usually in anticipation of meeting the Girl in My life or then, like minded Friends who are up for a Zestful time after the boring office day. (Yes, Office is eventually boring, however your work maybe exciting...) Sometimes I even bother to burn the touch-screen of My device like as today & as yet another simple & unassuming post for My blog gets ready to be churned out, I ponder over the Task @ Hand. Today I'm up for something new. A Hobby which seems to have struck as a Passion, calls for some serious thought. Yes I'm done with the Thinking & this is what will spell the Start of The Day's end for Me.
... Here I am, all charged up, Hoping that My eye never fails Me in Framing the right thing @ the right moment.
I want to Paint & I want to Paint the Light…
Snap, Copy, Composite…
:D
Saturday, September 4, 2010
Love, Lingerie & ........
If Love is blind, then why is Lingerie sooo popular ??? ;)
This SMS racked My Gray cells thoroughly, but not for long.
It's difficult to digest that something which is seen only in Private & that too not for long, is an extremely important Form of Erotica. (My thought)
Google is always Helpful. Search a little intelligently & the answer is ready, not just ready but with a brilliant impact...!!!! I was completely mesmerised frankly speaking after seeing what a proper pair of Lingerie could change in a woman than in something not so proper sizes/shapes. Now obviously, what I express here is completely opinionates the Boy side, more so My side !!!
It's incredible to know the amount of Technology goes in Lingerie business !!! And You thought that only Computers progress !!!
Obviously Technology impresses Me a lot & applying it to Lingerie further increased My urge to Google something more. I understood that The "BRASSIERE" just completed a century of invention some time back and what changes it has undergone!!
From the Basic functionality of supporting the breasts 100yrs ago to the added Responsibility of creating erotica, to creating illusions, to a fashion statement, to being the topic of jealously in Women is no mean achievement. The Human Being has undergone evolution for centuries to be what He is today. The BRA has achieved lots more in just a century. Mind you that it doesn't its own sense to evolve !! Also to consider that it's got it's own varieties in the form of Maximisers ( The Wonder Bra), Sports Bras, Nursing ones, Full cups, Demi Cups, Strapless, Seamless & quite a few others, it really shows that much Brain has been applied into this. Obviously every pattern is made for a specific purpose & only the proper size serves that purpose. A wrong pattern inside a contrasting pair of outer outfit can be horrible !!! A proper size is generally given by the formula "[(##a)-(##b+4 or 5)]=(##b+4 or 5)a-b" while the proper pattern is Best left for the wearer to decide depending on the occasion & few other Physiological & Logical factors :P
Now the BRA is just one of the entity when we consider the word Lingerie. Garter, Halter, Stockings, Panties, Corset, Bustier, Thong, G-String, Robes, Gowns, Gel Pouches, Baby Dolls etc etc are the various things that come to the front when the Prohibited word is discussed in detail. Again Lingerie on the whole has various categories such as Bridal & Honeymoon, Formal, Casual, Sporty, Picnic wear (Bikini) with sub categories for each of them :P
Even though My thorough search led Me to few other interesting details such as finding the proper sizes & stuff, I wouldn't want to get on with the details. That's for every individual Girl, Women to decide for Herself. In regards to this, an interesting statistic for Women Round the world shows up- 70% of Women are Wearing the wrong sizes as of April 2010. That's a huge number considering our Primary statement of Lingerie being popular!! Another bad conclusion for these 70% of Women is what Science concludes in the form of Ill-Effects caused due to wrong sizes & Measurements. Skin diseases such as Rashes, Worms, and Tissue Damage are some very common things. On the worse side lie problems such as Back pains, Wrong Lactation, the worst being even Breast Cancer. You could easily say that if there is something upsetting about a certain outfit then the Inner thing is contributing heavily to it !! On most common occasions is seen the use of heavily Seamed Undies digging in the skin, inside a pair of fitting trousers. Not only does it look bad, but it even destroys the Grace of that Trouser. This was the pattern created fault. There could also be heavy Colour Blunders such as Heavy contrast with a semi Transparent pair of outers, unless You happen to be on a picnic/beach !!
On the contrast, the proper match can help maintain Natural posture, give a refined look to Your body & help support the much needed Body tissues without creating extra Body Contours caused by digging in the skin !! On the outside it won't spoil the look of Your outfit, rather give it a better flow & meaning.
A proper Minimiser won't allow a Formal shirt to split from across its buttons while a maximiser will give a Nice Fuller look when wearing something skin tight for that same person. This basically explains that wearing the proper thing but wearing it inside a proper outfit is equally important. You can't be using a single pattern for every occasion/outfit.
Going onto the original matter of being Popular, the fact that it sells, the fact that so much has gone into it proves that it is popular.
Leaving aside all the other benefits, I'll stick with the Love is Blind part of it. Other than the proper kind of Lingerie worn, I think the colour theory also has its part to play here !!! The White resembles a Peaceful mind, the Skin shades give a Mystic look, Pink is 'ohhh, sooo Cute stuff' & while the Black oodles a Sexy/ Smart/ Universal feeling the Red gives a Hot/ Mysterious/ Wild look. There are obviously many colours available of which I don't know the details :P
The material used is also another distinctive point- Cotton, Nylon, Lycra, die-cast polymers, lace & many synthetics. Just the use of different material could transform a Busty Babe to a Flat Bimbette or even Vice versa !!! Take for instance, something from the Speedo/Arena closet which can put even Salma Hayek to Shame or then a Classic Deep Plunge Underwired Maximiser from Victoria's Secret, LaSenza or a Valisere which could Bootyfully enhance even Keira Knightley!! ;)
Now with so Much variety to choose from for Women & so much to oodle @ for Men, why wouldn't Lingerie be popular??
Talking about Love, it's the Erotic part which is Rejuvenated when something like above happens!! It's not just the Size, but a Secretive Hidden Pattern that a Raunchy Lingerie set could create without even Baring all apart !! Again, the timing & occasion has to be equally Precise, else it can backfire too.
Yet another aspect of this is the Cost Factor. From what I could gather, even a simple 2 piece bikini set could cost You a bomb or even the daily stuff could cost you more than the outfit itself !! Is it worth the money?? Some might have a negative thought over spending this much, more so with cheaper unassuming alternatives available !!! From what I gather, it certainly is worth the Wealth just not only in terms of Romance, but also Comfort, Aesthetics, Medical benefits & Longevity.
I guess I could become a Lingerie Salesman cum Counsellor cum Analyst cum Designer by now!! Me being a 3D artist could help Me a lot in Designing & Aesthetics part !!! :P
Just drifting aside to call the shots on Men's stuff now. Though it isn't that popular ( I'm a guy, maybe it's popular with the Girl side !! ) & neither is being termed Lingerie, it definitely is equally Agreeable that the proper fit has it's own benefits. Some Guys are obviously obsessed with the Undies that they own & are even proud to show it off in some cases !! The branded elastic imprinted with Jockey, Hanes, Tommy, Chromozome is a point of discussion & Envy between Guys. Cost obviously doesn't sky rocket in comparison to the Female analogous, with 1:3 or 1:4 being the approximate price ratio between Mars & Venus !! Obviously, Popularity has a big hand in maintaining this difference.
After having put forward something very Unusual especially for a Guy & more so especially for Me, I would like to ask all the offended to not loose their temper over this. I may have missed something or even everything, but considering My Gender stats I'm convinced that I'm in knowledge of what I should know, something which I refrain to speak here !!!
To all the others who found this Amusing/ Explicit/ Raunchy/ Informative/ Shameless/ Intuitive/ Inspiring/ Awful/ Enlightening/ Rotten, You are Welcome !!
Thanks for Reading the Girl Stuff from a Guy's Point of View..
Comments Welcome ;)
By the way, it might be proved that Love is Blind, but Lust surely isn't & hence the Popularity !!! Who understands this better than Agent Provocateur !!!! Kylie Minogue rocked few years back :D She literally did..
This SMS racked My Gray cells thoroughly, but not for long.
It's difficult to digest that something which is seen only in Private & that too not for long, is an extremely important Form of Erotica. (My thought)
Google is always Helpful. Search a little intelligently & the answer is ready, not just ready but with a brilliant impact...!!!! I was completely mesmerised frankly speaking after seeing what a proper pair of Lingerie could change in a woman than in something not so proper sizes/shapes. Now obviously, what I express here is completely opinionates the Boy side, more so My side !!!
It's incredible to know the amount of Technology goes in Lingerie business !!! And You thought that only Computers progress !!!
Obviously Technology impresses Me a lot & applying it to Lingerie further increased My urge to Google something more. I understood that The "BRASSIERE" just completed a century of invention some time back and what changes it has undergone!!
From the Basic functionality of supporting the breasts 100yrs ago to the added Responsibility of creating erotica, to creating illusions, to a fashion statement, to being the topic of jealously in Women is no mean achievement. The Human Being has undergone evolution for centuries to be what He is today. The BRA has achieved lots more in just a century. Mind you that it doesn't its own sense to evolve !! Also to consider that it's got it's own varieties in the form of Maximisers ( The Wonder Bra), Sports Bras, Nursing ones, Full cups, Demi Cups, Strapless, Seamless & quite a few others, it really shows that much Brain has been applied into this. Obviously every pattern is made for a specific purpose & only the proper size serves that purpose. A wrong pattern inside a contrasting pair of outer outfit can be horrible !!! A proper size is generally given by the formula "[(##a)-(##b+4 or 5)]=(##b+4 or 5)a-b" while the proper pattern is Best left for the wearer to decide depending on the occasion & few other Physiological & Logical factors :P
Now the BRA is just one of the entity when we consider the word Lingerie. Garter, Halter, Stockings, Panties, Corset, Bustier, Thong, G-String, Robes, Gowns, Gel Pouches, Baby Dolls etc etc are the various things that come to the front when the Prohibited word is discussed in detail. Again Lingerie on the whole has various categories such as Bridal & Honeymoon, Formal, Casual, Sporty, Picnic wear (Bikini) with sub categories for each of them :P
Even though My thorough search led Me to few other interesting details such as finding the proper sizes & stuff, I wouldn't want to get on with the details. That's for every individual Girl, Women to decide for Herself. In regards to this, an interesting statistic for Women Round the world shows up- 70% of Women are Wearing the wrong sizes as of April 2010. That's a huge number considering our Primary statement of Lingerie being popular!! Another bad conclusion for these 70% of Women is what Science concludes in the form of Ill-Effects caused due to wrong sizes & Measurements. Skin diseases such as Rashes, Worms, and Tissue Damage are some very common things. On the worse side lie problems such as Back pains, Wrong Lactation, the worst being even Breast Cancer. You could easily say that if there is something upsetting about a certain outfit then the Inner thing is contributing heavily to it !! On most common occasions is seen the use of heavily Seamed Undies digging in the skin, inside a pair of fitting trousers. Not only does it look bad, but it even destroys the Grace of that Trouser. This was the pattern created fault. There could also be heavy Colour Blunders such as Heavy contrast with a semi Transparent pair of outers, unless You happen to be on a picnic/beach !!
On the contrast, the proper match can help maintain Natural posture, give a refined look to Your body & help support the much needed Body tissues without creating extra Body Contours caused by digging in the skin !! On the outside it won't spoil the look of Your outfit, rather give it a better flow & meaning.
A proper Minimiser won't allow a Formal shirt to split from across its buttons while a maximiser will give a Nice Fuller look when wearing something skin tight for that same person. This basically explains that wearing the proper thing but wearing it inside a proper outfit is equally important. You can't be using a single pattern for every occasion/outfit.
Going onto the original matter of being Popular, the fact that it sells, the fact that so much has gone into it proves that it is popular.
Leaving aside all the other benefits, I'll stick with the Love is Blind part of it. Other than the proper kind of Lingerie worn, I think the colour theory also has its part to play here !!! The White resembles a Peaceful mind, the Skin shades give a Mystic look, Pink is 'ohhh, sooo Cute stuff' & while the Black oodles a Sexy/ Smart/ Universal feeling the Red gives a Hot/ Mysterious/ Wild look. There are obviously many colours available of which I don't know the details :P
The material used is also another distinctive point- Cotton, Nylon, Lycra, die-cast polymers, lace & many synthetics. Just the use of different material could transform a Busty Babe to a Flat Bimbette or even Vice versa !!! Take for instance, something from the Speedo/Arena closet which can put even Salma Hayek to Shame or then a Classic Deep Plunge Underwired Maximiser from Victoria's Secret, LaSenza or a Valisere which could Bootyfully enhance even Keira Knightley!! ;)
Now with so Much variety to choose from for Women & so much to oodle @ for Men, why wouldn't Lingerie be popular??
Talking about Love, it's the Erotic part which is Rejuvenated when something like above happens!! It's not just the Size, but a Secretive Hidden Pattern that a Raunchy Lingerie set could create without even Baring all apart !! Again, the timing & occasion has to be equally Precise, else it can backfire too.
Yet another aspect of this is the Cost Factor. From what I could gather, even a simple 2 piece bikini set could cost You a bomb or even the daily stuff could cost you more than the outfit itself !! Is it worth the money?? Some might have a negative thought over spending this much, more so with cheaper unassuming alternatives available !!! From what I gather, it certainly is worth the Wealth just not only in terms of Romance, but also Comfort, Aesthetics, Medical benefits & Longevity.
I guess I could become a Lingerie Salesman cum Counsellor cum Analyst cum Designer by now!! Me being a 3D artist could help Me a lot in Designing & Aesthetics part !!! :P
Just drifting aside to call the shots on Men's stuff now. Though it isn't that popular ( I'm a guy, maybe it's popular with the Girl side !! ) & neither is being termed Lingerie, it definitely is equally Agreeable that the proper fit has it's own benefits. Some Guys are obviously obsessed with the Undies that they own & are even proud to show it off in some cases !! The branded elastic imprinted with Jockey, Hanes, Tommy, Chromozome is a point of discussion & Envy between Guys. Cost obviously doesn't sky rocket in comparison to the Female analogous, with 1:3 or 1:4 being the approximate price ratio between Mars & Venus !! Obviously, Popularity has a big hand in maintaining this difference.
After having put forward something very Unusual especially for a Guy & more so especially for Me, I would like to ask all the offended to not loose their temper over this. I may have missed something or even everything, but considering My Gender stats I'm convinced that I'm in knowledge of what I should know, something which I refrain to speak here !!!
To all the others who found this Amusing/ Explicit/ Raunchy/ Informative/ Shameless/ Intuitive/ Inspiring/ Awful/ Enlightening/ Rotten, You are Welcome !!
Thanks for Reading the Girl Stuff from a Guy's Point of View..
Comments Welcome ;)
By the way, it might be proved that Love is Blind, but Lust surely isn't & hence the Popularity !!! Who understands this better than Agent Provocateur !!!! Kylie Minogue rocked few years back :D She literally did..
Thursday, August 19, 2010
COMPUTER
COMPUTER
So how many of Us use this piece of Technological shit to make life easier? The answer maybe NO directly, but indirectly Computers are strewn every where. For Me, anything which can compute & process is a Computer.
Coming to the general usage of the word-
Everybody Loves to have a personal computer & yes they are available real cheap today. Getting a general purpose computer is as simple as buying vegetables, though a bit costly than them. But rest assured that you will find a computer for your needs starting @ just 10000bucks INR.
So what do you do? Just pop in a local computer shop, get hold of a pamphlet mentioning some samples & pick the one which The Shopkeeper feels is best for your budget !! This is exactly where it all goes wrong...
"You know, I just got some 2.8ghz Intel Processor with 4gb of fast RAM & 320gb hard disk with a 17" LCD !! "
Hahaha.. I hear this kind of things sooo often & I laugh every time.
1. The config. Is usually shit for the kind of price it is brought at.
2. The components used are terribly hopeless. By this I mean the extras such as Keyboard, cabinet, PSU etc etc.
"Hey, I even got a 5.1 surround sound speaker with that.. "
These supposedly surround sound speakers are then usually
Stacked up one on another & kept in a single place by the user. Loll @ waste of money !!
Coming back to the original config- how many understand that 2.6 GHz is actually 2.6gigahertz & that it's not the only factor that defines the performance of your pc.
How many of Us actually use that gigantic amount of Memory(RAM) installed??
Well I don't blame the end user for the innocence in this matter. It's the shopkeepers which are making the maximum profit owing to the negligence of common man. It certainly doesn't mean that the shopkeepers are well versed with the actual performance thingy & the right component selection. The shopkeeper usually works on max. Profit margin basis. He doesn't care about what people are using!!
Shopkeepers are mostly idiots themselves. When 800mhz RAM is the fastest, Intel is the best, ATI is non- existent, iball beats Coolermaster & Logitech, then you come to know that it's nothing but selling PCs and making money without any damn knowledge about it.
Take for instance the best shopkeeper in My town who exclaimed to me that GSkill is a non-existent brand & that Corsair is a hopeless piece of RAM manufacturer when I happened to show Him My pair of DDR2 Dominator. For the people who don't know what's this- it was then the 2nd fastest Piece of memory that existed, having multiple records & patents on its name !!!
Well this was all about the NOOB category !!
Now the semi knowledgeable people-
Yes they know that Clock speeds are important along with no. of cores, Cache, as also all other components in the pc.
They might not know all, but certainly will make proper enquiries before getting a PC & get it assembled as per personal specs. No flop 5.1 speakers, blingy iball mice & keyboards, circle cabinets & intex earphones !!
They will keep the interior of their cabinets clean, airy & properly ventilated. The LCD isn't covered with an idiotic plastic sheet & is cleaned using proper Liquids, not simply water on a cloth!! A proper UPS & a Real Spike Guard protects the worthy investment.
Installing an OS as well as other stuff isn't a problem for these people. Maintaining updated anti-virus & managing the firewall also isn’t an issue for these people. Yes they always TRY & get the best possible performance from the PC & utilize it optimally. Somehow they still fall short when it comes to getting the complete juice from the PC.
Knowledgeable Genre-
Some software tweaks, registry edits, trying with OS other than Windows base, something like Ubuntu or even getting hacked drivers to install Leopard OS X is always on the mind of these semi Geeks. Bandwidth, Latencies are terms which are perfectly understood & implemented.
The enthusiasts-
Now I know that this word has a totally different meaning in the real computer world. But My definition of computer users has been completely different as you see...!!!
"Remove the side panel man, short that yellow jumper on the last pins & restart after plugging in the mains.."
Now this was just a simple example of what goes on when an experiment goes horribly wrong while Overclocking the processor...!!!!
Vcore, VDimm, PLL, GTLref, FSB, HT, QPI, Latencies, Frequencies, VDroop, Multiplier, Tj, 3D Mark Vantage, Super Pie, Prime95, MS Startup, BSOD, Spread Spectrums, Screen Freeze, Linpack, Lapping, TIM, CFM, Static Pressure, Watts, Amperes, Rails, APFC, 80+, Bandwidth, Modding, CFL, LED Lamps, Air Flow, Efficiency, FPS, Pressure Fittings, SLI-CFX, LQ, Water Block, Radiator, Tubings, Vmod, North/South bridge, IHS, HSF, Raid, Raptors
Are some of the terms, heard by & large from these people..
Many of these are many a times Geek even to the Knowledgeable!!!
Trying to pinch out every single drop of Juice from their Computers by running them in some Audacious manner, competing to beat timings to the fraction of a second, setting new benchmarks, becoming tense due to rising temps & yet keeping the Voltages rising, creating a horror scene for others by assembling everything right on the table- all uncovered !!!
"Dude, you need some Liquid on that boiler man!!"
A common dialogue refereeing to the use of High end Liquid cooling on the CPU/GPU in case of high clocks & even higher temperatures !!
"Why don't you use a table fan instead of those tiny Deltas? They anyways sound equally horrible!!!" This refers to the sound of radiator & HS fans
Running Utilities like Linpack, Prime no. Algorithms, Everest on various settings & getting the Overclock stable is all that is on the mind of these Kind of PC users..
Consider a Dual Hex Nehalem clocked @ 4.2GHz on Dual Danger-Den LQ kit consisting of Swiftech Apogee water block, a Triple 120mm Radiator, with 12Gigabyte Corsair Dominator GT @ 2GHz, Dual Asus Ares GPUs, Xonar STX, Xeno Killer Pro. Put this all on an EVGA SR2 Classified & Mount in one of the Hugest Mountain Mod or the Only LianLi cabinet. Supplement it with Patriot 64 GB SSD, 2 x 300 GB Velociraptors in Raid 1 & 2Tb Seagate Momentus for Data storage. Optiarc Blu-Ray burner, Nzxt Sentry to add to the wow factor, Logitech G19, Razer Mamba, Sennheiser Audiophile Headsets. Add in personal accessories as Per Your Liking..!!!
All powered up by a Tagan BZ1.3kW on an APC Smart 2kVA UPS.
Logitech Z5500 can Power up the Sound Quotient, while a Dell Ultra Sharp 30" IPS Panel will duly provide the Visual Treat.
Considering this Consideration will cost more than 12k USD, it is obvious that it's a rarity to find this kind of a Computer.
Add an nVidia Tesla Graphics Computing rack server for another 10k USD & You have your Own Personal CRAY Super Computer from Mid-Nineties
An Enthusiast can just dream of this, but will surely own some of these components.
As for Me,
My GO Q6600 Strides along, Overclocked 58% @ 3.8GHz actively cooled by a lapped TRUE with 2x Scythe S-Flex in push-pull.
Dominator chugs along @ 1.2GHz CL5 on a MSI P45 Platinum.
700/1200 MSI R4850 cooled by a TRad2 GTX with 2x TR fans, powers My graphics on a Viewsonic VG1930wm.
Seagate Free Agent Pro provides 500 GB of energy efficient storage while a Seagate 250 GB runs My OS. An Optiarc device churns out those 4.5 GB discs.
Housed in an Nzxt Apollo being lit up by a Dual CCFL kit & powered by a Tagan U37 600W PSU, My Beast still packs in a Punch even after 2 years of its life..
Hoping to see 4GHz clock on My display soon enough. LQ might just be on its way !!!
The Absolute Crack heads-
They are Emperors of this Geeky world who make the Enthusiast RIG possible. Not always the complete thing but then they approach SCRAM jets !!!
Liquid Nitrogen & Lately Liquid Helium is their Weapon for cooling & World Overclocking Benchmarks get shattered Regularly on their command !!
So, what category of PC user do You fit in??
Anyone Partnering a budding Enthusiast?? Screen Your BSOD, I'm in !!!
So how many of Us use this piece of Technological shit to make life easier? The answer maybe NO directly, but indirectly Computers are strewn every where. For Me, anything which can compute & process is a Computer.
Coming to the general usage of the word-
Everybody Loves to have a personal computer & yes they are available real cheap today. Getting a general purpose computer is as simple as buying vegetables, though a bit costly than them. But rest assured that you will find a computer for your needs starting @ just 10000bucks INR.
So what do you do? Just pop in a local computer shop, get hold of a pamphlet mentioning some samples & pick the one which The Shopkeeper feels is best for your budget !! This is exactly where it all goes wrong...
"You know, I just got some 2.8ghz Intel Processor with 4gb of fast RAM & 320gb hard disk with a 17" LCD !! "
Hahaha.. I hear this kind of things sooo often & I laugh every time.
1. The config. Is usually shit for the kind of price it is brought at.
2. The components used are terribly hopeless. By this I mean the extras such as Keyboard, cabinet, PSU etc etc.
"Hey, I even got a 5.1 surround sound speaker with that.. "
These supposedly surround sound speakers are then usually
Stacked up one on another & kept in a single place by the user. Loll @ waste of money !!
Coming back to the original config- how many understand that 2.6 GHz is actually 2.6gigahertz & that it's not the only factor that defines the performance of your pc.
How many of Us actually use that gigantic amount of Memory(RAM) installed??
Well I don't blame the end user for the innocence in this matter. It's the shopkeepers which are making the maximum profit owing to the negligence of common man. It certainly doesn't mean that the shopkeepers are well versed with the actual performance thingy & the right component selection. The shopkeeper usually works on max. Profit margin basis. He doesn't care about what people are using!!
Shopkeepers are mostly idiots themselves. When 800mhz RAM is the fastest, Intel is the best, ATI is non- existent, iball beats Coolermaster & Logitech, then you come to know that it's nothing but selling PCs and making money without any damn knowledge about it.
Take for instance the best shopkeeper in My town who exclaimed to me that GSkill is a non-existent brand & that Corsair is a hopeless piece of RAM manufacturer when I happened to show Him My pair of DDR2 Dominator. For the people who don't know what's this- it was then the 2nd fastest Piece of memory that existed, having multiple records & patents on its name !!!
Well this was all about the NOOB category !!
Now the semi knowledgeable people-
Yes they know that Clock speeds are important along with no. of cores, Cache, as also all other components in the pc.
They might not know all, but certainly will make proper enquiries before getting a PC & get it assembled as per personal specs. No flop 5.1 speakers, blingy iball mice & keyboards, circle cabinets & intex earphones !!
They will keep the interior of their cabinets clean, airy & properly ventilated. The LCD isn't covered with an idiotic plastic sheet & is cleaned using proper Liquids, not simply water on a cloth!! A proper UPS & a Real Spike Guard protects the worthy investment.
Installing an OS as well as other stuff isn't a problem for these people. Maintaining updated anti-virus & managing the firewall also isn’t an issue for these people. Yes they always TRY & get the best possible performance from the PC & utilize it optimally. Somehow they still fall short when it comes to getting the complete juice from the PC.
Knowledgeable Genre-
Some software tweaks, registry edits, trying with OS other than Windows base, something like Ubuntu or even getting hacked drivers to install Leopard OS X is always on the mind of these semi Geeks. Bandwidth, Latencies are terms which are perfectly understood & implemented.
The enthusiasts-
Now I know that this word has a totally different meaning in the real computer world. But My definition of computer users has been completely different as you see...!!!
"Remove the side panel man, short that yellow jumper on the last pins & restart after plugging in the mains.."
Now this was just a simple example of what goes on when an experiment goes horribly wrong while Overclocking the processor...!!!!
Vcore, VDimm, PLL, GTLref, FSB, HT, QPI, Latencies, Frequencies, VDroop, Multiplier, Tj, 3D Mark Vantage, Super Pie, Prime95, MS Startup, BSOD, Spread Spectrums, Screen Freeze, Linpack, Lapping, TIM, CFM, Static Pressure, Watts, Amperes, Rails, APFC, 80+, Bandwidth, Modding, CFL, LED Lamps, Air Flow, Efficiency, FPS, Pressure Fittings, SLI-CFX, LQ, Water Block, Radiator, Tubings, Vmod, North/South bridge, IHS, HSF, Raid, Raptors
Are some of the terms, heard by & large from these people..
Many of these are many a times Geek even to the Knowledgeable!!!
Trying to pinch out every single drop of Juice from their Computers by running them in some Audacious manner, competing to beat timings to the fraction of a second, setting new benchmarks, becoming tense due to rising temps & yet keeping the Voltages rising, creating a horror scene for others by assembling everything right on the table- all uncovered !!!
"Dude, you need some Liquid on that boiler man!!"
A common dialogue refereeing to the use of High end Liquid cooling on the CPU/GPU in case of high clocks & even higher temperatures !!
"Why don't you use a table fan instead of those tiny Deltas? They anyways sound equally horrible!!!" This refers to the sound of radiator & HS fans
Running Utilities like Linpack, Prime no. Algorithms, Everest on various settings & getting the Overclock stable is all that is on the mind of these Kind of PC users..
Consider a Dual Hex Nehalem clocked @ 4.2GHz on Dual Danger-Den LQ kit consisting of Swiftech Apogee water block, a Triple 120mm Radiator, with 12Gigabyte Corsair Dominator GT @ 2GHz, Dual Asus Ares GPUs, Xonar STX, Xeno Killer Pro. Put this all on an EVGA SR2 Classified & Mount in one of the Hugest Mountain Mod or the Only LianLi cabinet. Supplement it with Patriot 64 GB SSD, 2 x 300 GB Velociraptors in Raid 1 & 2Tb Seagate Momentus for Data storage. Optiarc Blu-Ray burner, Nzxt Sentry to add to the wow factor, Logitech G19, Razer Mamba, Sennheiser Audiophile Headsets. Add in personal accessories as Per Your Liking..!!!
All powered up by a Tagan BZ1.3kW on an APC Smart 2kVA UPS.
Logitech Z5500 can Power up the Sound Quotient, while a Dell Ultra Sharp 30" IPS Panel will duly provide the Visual Treat.
Considering this Consideration will cost more than 12k USD, it is obvious that it's a rarity to find this kind of a Computer.
Add an nVidia Tesla Graphics Computing rack server for another 10k USD & You have your Own Personal CRAY Super Computer from Mid-Nineties
An Enthusiast can just dream of this, but will surely own some of these components.
As for Me,
My GO Q6600 Strides along, Overclocked 58% @ 3.8GHz actively cooled by a lapped TRUE with 2x Scythe S-Flex in push-pull.
Dominator chugs along @ 1.2GHz CL5 on a MSI P45 Platinum.
700/1200 MSI R4850 cooled by a TRad2 GTX with 2x TR fans, powers My graphics on a Viewsonic VG1930wm.
Seagate Free Agent Pro provides 500 GB of energy efficient storage while a Seagate 250 GB runs My OS. An Optiarc device churns out those 4.5 GB discs.
Housed in an Nzxt Apollo being lit up by a Dual CCFL kit & powered by a Tagan U37 600W PSU, My Beast still packs in a Punch even after 2 years of its life..
Hoping to see 4GHz clock on My display soon enough. LQ might just be on its way !!!
The Absolute Crack heads-
They are Emperors of this Geeky world who make the Enthusiast RIG possible. Not always the complete thing but then they approach SCRAM jets !!!
Liquid Nitrogen & Lately Liquid Helium is their Weapon for cooling & World Overclocking Benchmarks get shattered Regularly on their command !!
So, what category of PC user do You fit in??
Anyone Partnering a budding Enthusiast?? Screen Your BSOD, I'm in !!!
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
It's My Life !!!!
Life- the Biggest Prize Packet one can have.
Even though very late, I certainly have realised the above.
It's certainly wrong to say that this Unique Piece of Gift is Full of only good things.. but keeping in Mind that all those negative things have helped Me evolve as Abhishek Paranjape, I certainly don't regret facing them. What I feel unjust is their timing and the worst thing is that, few times it wasn't in My hands to time them to perfection. It was those times that led Me to mis-time the things which were totally in My hand. Well, I don't mind keeping a negative offset with the world. I have My own thinking, My own capability & My Own people to propel Me not just a step ahead, but 10 steps Ahead & UP.. It's the Up which is More important here..
There is No point in running ahead of the world @ all times. No matter how good a Marathon runner you are, Its important to stay on your feet even after the marathon.
I'm certainly not a good marathon runner, but I surely know how to keep up the same pace, long after the 42.1 kms are over & all others are even out of their reserves...!!!
I still remember that day in December '05 when Our Trek grp had a gruelling time traversing the whole of Torna, the Ridge & Rajgad. Carrying 2 trek sacks for well over 3hrs & supporting a fellow trekker, even down a 70deg Scree patch simultaneously, obviously isn't a Funny thing to do!!!
It was ~2330hrs, when all others were down & out, unable to even Have dinner, that I wandered Out in that 6-7 degrees of cold, winds in excess of 20nauts, wearing just the shortest of pants & a tee. I had cried profusely that time, but even in that grief, i could brave that cold, the energy drain that had sapped even the best & yet stay wide awake beside that talav on Rajgad, unknown to anyone !!!
Scores of times, I've faced lots of flak for carrying excessive amounts of water in My sack & everytime the same people have gone ahead & Used that water when in need.
There is nothing to boast about in this particular event. it just proved to Me lately that, I could rise above the rest when it really mattered. The confidence boost, the events of that day give is immense.. Very suddenly it flashed in front of My eyes, that I've failed to live upto Myself.
I don't know how I lost Myself, just kept on doing the things, unknowingly or unexpectedly, for the sake of not becoming Me..
Finding Myself @ a bigger offset to the advancing world, I sure know that I messed Up but I was even aided in depth for that !!!
This is the Aid I mentioned earlier, which wasn't in My hands.. How in the pretext of timely Aid, I got BANNED AID !!
A small but a Powerful Catapult promises Me to put Me back on pace for this never ending road race!!
Catalytically Aided by the conclusion of My earlier Writeup, I hope to see everybody soon on an even keel !!!
I will this time keep up the pace waiting for the time to hit the Nitro.
Inspite of all this I have lived My life to the fullest. I mean what have I not done??
Studied- got scholarship, Swam- got scholarship, enjoyed college life more than everybody, slept in lectures, faced flak, got appreciated, cleared UPSC exams twice (99th percentile), cleared PABT for fighter pilot, left general merit post-grad to pursue something unusual, working unusually as a Tutor on My own terms, earning ok enough, do treks whenever possible, drink & eat Lavishly to My Stomach's content, bloody even Shit & Fart to My Bum's content!! , roam aimlessly on the bike @ any damn location, made a Respectable name in my college, build Super Computers for Myself & make them run beyond their outstretched limits, roam around Mumbai in search of Anonymous Goods, doing photography @ will, enjoy the nature as it's meant to be enjoyed, staying online 24-7, enjoying being a Nocturnal, slept 20hrs a day as also staying put for more than 96hrs, upgrading My super computer :P, earn Money @ Will & spent it the same way, drawn Excellent Portraits, having the Best gadgets to move around with, enjoyed Friendship & even broke it, Tore My right Knee Ligament & moving on with a strapped knee even now, yet maintaining more than normal fitness, having a far Superior IQ & yet giving others the opportunity to laugh at Me, chat with people in 5 diverse time zones simultaneously & yet making sense with all of them, sleeping at odd times including office hrs, have a Girl Friend after breaking up with 1st, ability to write things I want & express in Public, keep a clear head in bad situation & come out good on numerous occasions, flirted wid certain Death on a trek, swam in the open sea for more than 8hrs, washed clothes @ 10k ft in freezing water as also defying many other high altitude attributes, travelled half My country, never wasted food even when full, faced Typhoid, helped friends when needed, always respected My Parents.......
Enjoy, sob, laugh, gossip, fight, flirt, apologise, trouble, get drunk, make fun off, love, feel it, hate to the core, take revenge, lend a shoulder, pull 1 when you need it, hug, get kissed, propose, get rejected, reject, shout, let Your silence speak, gossip, be selfish, be generous, empathise..... So Many Emotions & situations, yet never Greedy for anything nor run behind things like a Pace setter in the marathon. Isn't this enough for a person who was never 1st & yet has cumulatively Much Much more than the front runners...
I still don't bother on what ones have to say to Me, for what I believe in life is to live it the way I want to & not how others want Me to live. I define My Own success, My Own goals & achieve them, however erratic they may seem to others..
This is to My life & Hell, I am more than Satisfied with it. Everything that comes ahead is a Supreme Bonus to be accepted Gracefully & noted down in the Diary of Life !!!
Even though very late, I certainly have realised the above.
It's certainly wrong to say that this Unique Piece of Gift is Full of only good things.. but keeping in Mind that all those negative things have helped Me evolve as Abhishek Paranjape, I certainly don't regret facing them. What I feel unjust is their timing and the worst thing is that, few times it wasn't in My hands to time them to perfection. It was those times that led Me to mis-time the things which were totally in My hand. Well, I don't mind keeping a negative offset with the world. I have My own thinking, My own capability & My Own people to propel Me not just a step ahead, but 10 steps Ahead & UP.. It's the Up which is More important here..
There is No point in running ahead of the world @ all times. No matter how good a Marathon runner you are, Its important to stay on your feet even after the marathon.
I'm certainly not a good marathon runner, but I surely know how to keep up the same pace, long after the 42.1 kms are over & all others are even out of their reserves...!!!
I still remember that day in December '05 when Our Trek grp had a gruelling time traversing the whole of Torna, the Ridge & Rajgad. Carrying 2 trek sacks for well over 3hrs & supporting a fellow trekker, even down a 70deg Scree patch simultaneously, obviously isn't a Funny thing to do!!!
It was ~2330hrs, when all others were down & out, unable to even Have dinner, that I wandered Out in that 6-7 degrees of cold, winds in excess of 20nauts, wearing just the shortest of pants & a tee. I had cried profusely that time, but even in that grief, i could brave that cold, the energy drain that had sapped even the best & yet stay wide awake beside that talav on Rajgad, unknown to anyone !!!
Scores of times, I've faced lots of flak for carrying excessive amounts of water in My sack & everytime the same people have gone ahead & Used that water when in need.
There is nothing to boast about in this particular event. it just proved to Me lately that, I could rise above the rest when it really mattered. The confidence boost, the events of that day give is immense.. Very suddenly it flashed in front of My eyes, that I've failed to live upto Myself.
I don't know how I lost Myself, just kept on doing the things, unknowingly or unexpectedly, for the sake of not becoming Me..
Finding Myself @ a bigger offset to the advancing world, I sure know that I messed Up but I was even aided in depth for that !!!
This is the Aid I mentioned earlier, which wasn't in My hands.. How in the pretext of timely Aid, I got BANNED AID !!
A small but a Powerful Catapult promises Me to put Me back on pace for this never ending road race!!
Catalytically Aided by the conclusion of My earlier Writeup, I hope to see everybody soon on an even keel !!!
I will this time keep up the pace waiting for the time to hit the Nitro.
Inspite of all this I have lived My life to the fullest. I mean what have I not done??
Studied- got scholarship, Swam- got scholarship, enjoyed college life more than everybody, slept in lectures, faced flak, got appreciated, cleared UPSC exams twice (99th percentile), cleared PABT for fighter pilot, left general merit post-grad to pursue something unusual, working unusually as a Tutor on My own terms, earning ok enough, do treks whenever possible, drink & eat Lavishly to My Stomach's content, bloody even Shit & Fart to My Bum's content!! , roam aimlessly on the bike @ any damn location, made a Respectable name in my college, build Super Computers for Myself & make them run beyond their outstretched limits, roam around Mumbai in search of Anonymous Goods, doing photography @ will, enjoy the nature as it's meant to be enjoyed, staying online 24-7, enjoying being a Nocturnal, slept 20hrs a day as also staying put for more than 96hrs, upgrading My super computer :P, earn Money @ Will & spent it the same way, drawn Excellent Portraits, having the Best gadgets to move around with, enjoyed Friendship & even broke it, Tore My right Knee Ligament & moving on with a strapped knee even now, yet maintaining more than normal fitness, having a far Superior IQ & yet giving others the opportunity to laugh at Me, chat with people in 5 diverse time zones simultaneously & yet making sense with all of them, sleeping at odd times including office hrs, have a Girl Friend after breaking up with 1st, ability to write things I want & express in Public, keep a clear head in bad situation & come out good on numerous occasions, flirted wid certain Death on a trek, swam in the open sea for more than 8hrs, washed clothes @ 10k ft in freezing water as also defying many other high altitude attributes, travelled half My country, never wasted food even when full, faced Typhoid, helped friends when needed, always respected My Parents.......
Enjoy, sob, laugh, gossip, fight, flirt, apologise, trouble, get drunk, make fun off, love, feel it, hate to the core, take revenge, lend a shoulder, pull 1 when you need it, hug, get kissed, propose, get rejected, reject, shout, let Your silence speak, gossip, be selfish, be generous, empathise..... So Many Emotions & situations, yet never Greedy for anything nor run behind things like a Pace setter in the marathon. Isn't this enough for a person who was never 1st & yet has cumulatively Much Much more than the front runners...
I still don't bother on what ones have to say to Me, for what I believe in life is to live it the way I want to & not how others want Me to live. I define My Own success, My Own goals & achieve them, however erratic they may seem to others..
This is to My life & Hell, I am more than Satisfied with it. Everything that comes ahead is a Supreme Bonus to be accepted Gracefully & noted down in the Diary of Life !!!
Sunday, July 25, 2010
3480secs = 58mins = Sheer Enjoyment
Few of the finest 3480secs of my life.
Prelude- It was 1430hrs when my work had been completed in office. Lecture was over and the continuous rain had started to bother me over train schedules & subsequent rush in them. This botheration was soon to turn to Elation. My idea of getting caught up in rush soon diverted to avoid all the rush and head to CST to catch a train.
Now how & why was I going to go to CST to catch a train when I could simply catch a Dadar starting local !!!
It was 1710hrs, when on Dadar FOB, I made My final decision to leave the 1714 Dadar-Kalyan local. A single ticket to Charni rd few mins. later & there I was waiting for something to happen. Called Nikhil to tell Him the scene outside, but no contact.
1738hrs- Zipped Myself in My Duckback top & proceeded out on the
The rain was very light, but the breeze was heavenly. I trotted along the sea face as Many thronged to absorb this sight of rain, wind & sea. There were couples, college groups, oldies, kids enjoying the evening time. But there were rare singles. I was one of them... The rain fell continuously as did my zipper!! Finally my phone rang & down went my duckback. I never covered myself after that, but kept my bag covered under the Rubber. By this time I was crossing Marine lines station & the high tide combined with approx 15k wind speeds was putting My soul to peace.. It was cool, pleasant & importantly I was left for Myself. Not once did the thought of being walking alone hurt Me. Rather I was enjoying the pester free time. As the high tide erupted, water gushed up the walled surface to create a natural fountain.
I was nearing the end of my seaside escapade around this time. Rain had turned heavier but it never bothered Me. it was as if My inner-self kept Me dry & warm while My Skin enjoyed the cool breeze & the rain dripping on it.
The crowd started to increase as I got nearer to the southern tip of the necklace.
1810hrs- I had crossed the drive near the Pizzeria junction & heading back to mortality. My spilt outer & inner self fused to help the Duckback back on my shoulder as the rain now powered down. Had to keep my bag dry. But this did not stop My Face being engulfed by the aerial perspiration. I felt rejuvenated & fresh as I headed towards Flora Fountain, taking the longer route towards CST. I glued myself beside the Fountain, got the rubber of my back & waved it in a True Filmy style. Few heads nodded in amazement to look at this soul refresher !!! A dirty stare by a group of Havaldars later & I was on my final stretch, watching Thomas Cook, Lawrence & Mayo etc etc along my path. Rain drops still pounded & bounced off the dark tarmac to give a pretty sight.
CST was dead ahead announcing the end of My Happy Trot, Canter, Jog, Walk, Run as also the train schedule which eventually would help Me back to My Abode almost an hr. long.
1836- Exactly 3480secs i.e. 58mins after starting My Journey with a lonely & a dispirited body, I had hopped into The Victorian Monument as a Happy & Rejuvenated Human.
Of All the things i missed during the entire time, it was My Camera. I Missed Capturing some great & awesome moments which i know will not easily repeat in My Life. But the Memory shall always remain. The hard-disk up in My 3rd Floor will never Crash to forget all this, something which My Camera or My Computer will someday surely do..!!
PS- This is How You leave from Office an hr. early & use that time to get in Touch with Your inner self :)
Thursday, July 15, 2010
What is Sex ???
What is Sex ???
Now how many have already gone ahead and have had their Wildest Fantasies Executed in their mind??
Well I'm not here to comment & count those minds.
I'm here to discuss about the Executors of the aforesaid Activity, which is widely accepted as the most awaited By all Humans & Dolphins.. Now where the Heck did Dolphins come up in this topic ?? Keep on salivating till You get the Answer !!!
Coming back to the Executors - I'll stick with the Human Species for now...
What is it that binds a Man & a Woman together even after all the differences they manage to crank up every now & again?
Is it the physiological need of the aforesaid activity or is it something more? I think otherwise & likewise respectively !!
Otherwise, because there is much more to life..
Likewise, because there again is much more to life..
Sincerity, Dedication are some factors contributing to the strength of the Female fraternity. These are few things that a Male can hardly imagine to even match, let alone overtake.
Likewise Men boast about Physical strength & Laziness. Mind you, being Lazy doesn't mean they don't work equally. It's just that men prefer putting in the energy where it really matters !! Putting those saved bits of calories when He has to Go On & On & On till exhausted and then is still being held Culprit for not finishing the job for Multiple occasions..!!!
Combine Strength, Dedication, Hardwork, Smart work & what You get is an ideal HumanBeing. Plus Nature inspires Us to climb & perch on the Best of it's Mountains which occasionally erupt, Explore the deepest of Crevices & Caves hoping to Discover a new entity, sit on top of the Largest & Tallest peaks, make Our way through the Contours of Natural Virgin areas & enjoy the beaches lined by an essential Fluid.
But what good is an Ideal human ?? Not even the Gods have been spared of this Ideal Presence..
So Nature adds in Insecurity, The need to adapt, Indecisiveness, Intelligence, Emotions to make the matters a bit more Complicated.
Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. How WILL they Match? Or then How WELL they Match ??
Unlike the Solar System, Mars & Venus actually Meet..
If the Man from the Bright n Hot Mars is hell bent on destruction & Violence of every kind, the Woman from the Cool & Calm Venus is trying to Nullify the action.
It is the Fusion between these Hot & Cold entities which like in Reality form a Reactive Mixture which Blends 2 things, though, not always in a Constructive manner.
Few similarities Also show up, proving the fact that both the Celestial bodies belong to the Family of the same Sun.
While Women r Busy ogling @ bulging pair of Biceps, Men are Busy Eying those Secretive Twin Bulging Pairs of Assets !!
While Men are on the look out of Long legs, Women are on the Hunt of long cars !!
Lucrative bank balances attract Equally Lucrative Curves !!
Well there is Much More to this System of Nature, but neither do I have that much Human study nor do I intend to go on with this for long, Primarily for the sake of those who are still expecting something Erotic from this boring yet intriguing writeup & Secondly because, no one is gonna help Me proof read all this stuff !!
Coming back to My Original Question-
Sex is a Primary Act of Copulation between 2 species of Opposite Gender on and for this Earthly planet while it is also a Secondary Act of Pleasuring for Humans & Dolphins and that Humans are More interested in the Secondary act more than anything else, leave alone the Primary, is a Testimony to the fact that, Yes- Men & Women Match Well !!
No wonder Why Dolphins are the Smartest Species after Humans & that they also bond so Immaculately with Us..
It was a Pleasure to Write this Up !!!
PS- Yes, Dolphins are the only other species which have Sex for Pleasuring !!
Post PS- it was a Pleasure to ONLY WRITE this up, Unfortunately.. ;-)
Now how many have already gone ahead and have had their Wildest Fantasies Executed in their mind??
Well I'm not here to comment & count those minds.
I'm here to discuss about the Executors of the aforesaid Activity, which is widely accepted as the most awaited By all Humans & Dolphins.. Now where the Heck did Dolphins come up in this topic ?? Keep on salivating till You get the Answer !!!
Coming back to the Executors - I'll stick with the Human Species for now...
What is it that binds a Man & a Woman together even after all the differences they manage to crank up every now & again?
Is it the physiological need of the aforesaid activity or is it something more? I think otherwise & likewise respectively !!
Otherwise, because there is much more to life..
Likewise, because there again is much more to life..
Sincerity, Dedication are some factors contributing to the strength of the Female fraternity. These are few things that a Male can hardly imagine to even match, let alone overtake.
Likewise Men boast about Physical strength & Laziness. Mind you, being Lazy doesn't mean they don't work equally. It's just that men prefer putting in the energy where it really matters !! Putting those saved bits of calories when He has to Go On & On & On till exhausted and then is still being held Culprit for not finishing the job for Multiple occasions..!!!
Combine Strength, Dedication, Hardwork, Smart work & what You get is an ideal HumanBeing. Plus Nature inspires Us to climb & perch on the Best of it's Mountains which occasionally erupt, Explore the deepest of Crevices & Caves hoping to Discover a new entity, sit on top of the Largest & Tallest peaks, make Our way through the Contours of Natural Virgin areas & enjoy the beaches lined by an essential Fluid.
But what good is an Ideal human ?? Not even the Gods have been spared of this Ideal Presence..
So Nature adds in Insecurity, The need to adapt, Indecisiveness, Intelligence, Emotions to make the matters a bit more Complicated.
Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. How WILL they Match? Or then How WELL they Match ??
Unlike the Solar System, Mars & Venus actually Meet..
If the Man from the Bright n Hot Mars is hell bent on destruction & Violence of every kind, the Woman from the Cool & Calm Venus is trying to Nullify the action.
It is the Fusion between these Hot & Cold entities which like in Reality form a Reactive Mixture which Blends 2 things, though, not always in a Constructive manner.
Few similarities Also show up, proving the fact that both the Celestial bodies belong to the Family of the same Sun.
While Women r Busy ogling @ bulging pair of Biceps, Men are Busy Eying those Secretive Twin Bulging Pairs of Assets !!
While Men are on the look out of Long legs, Women are on the Hunt of long cars !!
Lucrative bank balances attract Equally Lucrative Curves !!
Well there is Much More to this System of Nature, but neither do I have that much Human study nor do I intend to go on with this for long, Primarily for the sake of those who are still expecting something Erotic from this boring yet intriguing writeup & Secondly because, no one is gonna help Me proof read all this stuff !!
Coming back to My Original Question-
Sex is a Primary Act of Copulation between 2 species of Opposite Gender on and for this Earthly planet while it is also a Secondary Act of Pleasuring for Humans & Dolphins and that Humans are More interested in the Secondary act more than anything else, leave alone the Primary, is a Testimony to the fact that, Yes- Men & Women Match Well !!
No wonder Why Dolphins are the Smartest Species after Humans & that they also bond so Immaculately with Us..
It was a Pleasure to Write this Up !!!
PS- Yes, Dolphins are the only other species which have Sex for Pleasuring !!
Post PS- it was a Pleasure to ONLY WRITE this up, Unfortunately.. ;-)
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Logically Illogical Logic of Life..
the group of friends- Superiority complex of Low IQ, trying to convince Someone that their Predicament was wrong by stating it as some Fucking else's thought. Ability to lick an ass's ass to get things done & doubting Someone’s ability to do things Oneself. No intermittent Creativity & ability to read situations. Just flop attitude & pride of Having a Fat Pocket begged after slogging the ass off or Ancestral. Getting drunk & then group abusing a perfectly conscious Someone by teasing on a pair of Tight Jeans just because Someone dares to show off well toned Legs earned by years of Exercise & widout remorse for their own Out of shape filthy body structures.. WTF..??!!
This is all what Someone was Left Stranded for..??
Feelin bad because the Special Someone wasn’t moving ahead fast enough without thinkin how one’s own failure might have set back that Someone for ages, especially when the group of friends moved ahead briskly, even the dumb wits..!!
Ultimately it ends in a bad way to the extent that even Saying “Fuck Off” face to face wasn’t possible. Years of togetherness goes down the drain. Female logic again..!!
Is this Who Someone wept for ???
Another friend- The Female Logic Term was developed in accordance with results taken into consideration from this Samurai.
The Sun Rises…
Ready to stand beside @ all costs & conditions. Extremely straight forward, confident with situational awareness. Can’t see the Priory in pain. Expresses, Explains & Accepts in the most vague ‘BUT’ Logical manner.
“Don’t Patch Up- Patches Erupt. Bury it forever..” Absolutely True & Yet The Friend didn’t seem to agree. A Mediating effort goes in vain & the Samurai is wrongly held responsible for Jealousy by Someone. But Logic, Situational Awareness & the Readiness to Bury is what keeps the Priory alive.
Is this what Someone was putting @ stake???
Yet Another Friend- The 3am friend. Cool, Calm & yet Authoritative- The Lunar Effect.
Someone is a Guinea Pig, Johnny Bravo, a weirdo & most importantly A Kid. ( waiting to get adopted :P )
Hardly does Someone get called by those many categories of names but its Great. there is Belief, there is Trust, there are Tiffs, there is Comfort, there is Understanding, there is Childishness, there is Humour, there is Misunderstanding, there is Laughter, there is an Unusual Connection, there is Everything. Half the globe?? Is that even a distance?? Just a mind call away..
Is this all what & is this the Moon that Someone was trying to Put off???
( by creating hopeless scenes in stealth & out of perfectly normal situations? Seems that the Kid really got the upper hand @ creating nuisance..)
Someone is worth the weight in Gold, but its the Rising Sun which makes the Gold Shine @ its Best. Its the Calm & Serene moon which gives the Gold its unusual Aura..
Someone has a Sun & a Moon Covering His Life & yet He is Confused. Why is that So??
The answer is simple & LOGICAL- The Friend was ‘The Sky- A Natural Shade’ as seen by Someone, but it clouded The Lunar & Solar effects. A Shade which Well & Truly Justified its Name & yet somehow it decided to Go Red. The Sun was Mistaken as a Blinding Force while the Moon got invisible.
Today all the Four Live on..
While The Sun is Shining Nice & Bright, the Moon still shines in its Own Glow giving the Gold its Aura.
The Sky still Blue & Cool occupies the same old Revered place in Someone’s Life, but that Someone has just Shed off His Natural Shade in Favour of the Dark Space. A Dark Space which is Huge, but Still has the Sun & the Moon For Someone’s Company.
The Sky will Still always be Treasured, Loved & Respected by a Newly Born Comet who will Leave Behind a Trail for the world to see through the Sky.
The Sun will meet the Sky twice a Day, the Moon will just be visible through the Sky & the Comet will keep on Hovering between the Gravity Generated by the Moon & the Sun, still maintaining its Own Speed, its Own Aura & its Rarity…
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